2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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  • person: so do you watch any tv shows?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

khanyoujohnlockndropit:

virtuosovillain:

I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.

Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston

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Women have the biggest effect on men. Men aren’t very emotional – except, like, aggression and happiness. It’s very hard for men to be sad or express any kind of concern, but women bring that out. And I think that’s the crux: men live their lives revolving around women. They bring out the happiest times and the worst times. — Theo Hutchcraft (via morningcool)

hddlstn:

Happy birthday Theo Hutchcraft - August 30, 1986

Happy Birthday Theo Hutchcraft 

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

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nox-clara-et-atra12:

This is like porn.

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